Linda Falcone

    Linda Falcone, an English-speaker and an Italian-thinker, is the author of three books with The Florentine Press, and others with Jane Fortune for the Advancing Women Artists Foundation. She has lived, taught and written in Italy for almost 2 decades.

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    True and false friends

    Way back at the beginning of the second millennium, I was teaching English at a Florentine school whose floors were as scuffed as their blackboards, which-originally white-had turned gray with grammar lessons.      The classes were small and the staff was smaller: Karen, a rainbow-bright

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    A craftsman and a count

    Inconveniences aside, there is something about a blizzard that gives you time. Unexpectedly, there's time to wait as energy-saving light bulbs grow bright enough to light something more than a Neanderthal cave. Time enough to notice how quiet the world looks while wearing white. And there's time

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    Buttered eels

    One should never ask anything after a party. It is enough to keep a front-row corner of the couch and get full view as your hosts dissect the unfortunate guests who've already gone. Last Saturday when the last of the festa crowd pulled the door closed, the curtain

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    A comet and a kiss

    On a trip home for the Christmas holiday, I met up with a Florentine friend in San Francisco, where the rogue moved two years ago for a short-term photography gig and a girlfriend whose infatuation for him lasted much less time than his newfound love for the Bay area.

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    Full speed ahead

      Love is something cherished and rare, but for me, falling in love is as unavoidable as tripping on uneven cobblestone. And it’s not my fault. For those who have ...

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    Four eyes to find him

    There is something about Peter Pan that moves me. It may be the way he knows how to wink. Or how he can laughingly fly into a sword fight. Or perhaps I'm simply struck by the very genius of him, comforted and reassured by the immovable conviction that he

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    System me

    In Italy, transport strikes loom suddenly, like a sharp-toothed dinosaur in a children's pop-up book. The country's queues are waves rather than lines, forming like a tide, with surge and flow.    Around here, calendars are used for counting down, not for arranging things ahead

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    Buffalo soldiers

    The whole world is full of cultural investigators, and today, it's just you, me and the fencepost trying to figure out why people do the things they do. There are tons of signs to scrutinize along the road to cultural understanding and they all point to how a population

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    Chinese whispers

    For some people ‘sorry' is a sour word, too tart to keep inside the mouth, for even a moment. For others, ‘sorry' is like a cough-drop, slightly menthol-flavored and meant to relieve, not heal. And then there are those for whom it's not about words

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    Countess

    If you ask Francesca why she became a tour guide, she'll tell you about having to inventarsi una professione after her university degree brought her nothing but harrying waitressing jobs during high season.    In the end, guiding suits her. Francesca's ability to look a complaining client

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    Making local mind

    This morning, a newspaper whose name means ‘read' printed a headline that I've been trying to get my head around. One Italian in 10, it says, suffers from stress da rientro, a form of the blues that stems from one's disgruntled return to work and sudden withdrawal

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    Split four ways

    Italians rarely have middle names, but if my friend Paola had one, it would be ‘Intimidating.' She realizes I feel this way and doesn't mind it in the least. I truly like her, and she knows that, too. So different from my own phlegmatic nature, capable people impress

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    Firefly

    Though scarpa is the Italian word for ‘shoe,' it was also my friend's surname. Even we children used it, bravely copying the way adults couldn't resist placing an article in front of it. ‘Lo Scarpa,' they'd say. This habit is not uncommon in Italy, treating

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    Jitterbug

    Living abroad is an exercise in acceptance. When you stop craving chocolate-chip cookies and consider Cantucci a satisfactory dessert instead of a jaw-breaking stone-age fossil, you're in.   When the memory of sales tax becomes as faded as a tricolored flag left hanging since the last

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    Pirate promises

    In the movies, workers sit in cubicles and wait for the day they'll be asked to pile their picture frames into a topless box and take their bedraggled desk-top plant elsewhere. This happens in real life too and it's called ‘being fired'. If you are an

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    About you

    The little black dress was invented to make fancy hotel dinners bearable, even when the table is too wide to attempt to talk across it. Parties like these are called ‘functions,' and diners usually butter up their nearest neighbors rather than buttering their own bread. If you're a

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    Belly talk

    Italians usually pooh-pooh precision, brushing off Anglo exactitude as neurosis pure and simple. Minutes matter little; promises are more symbolic than specific; plans evaporate as quickly as boiling water in a pot. And, hey, I get it. The hour hand on my watch hasn't worked for a century

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    New blossoms, old jujubes

    Move frequently and you'll realize that a handful of strategic people have the power to transform a new city into a new home. A trusted fioraio is one of them. Neighborhood vendors who sell things that grow are great friends to have; humans, like plants, have growing seasons, too.

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    The legal hour

    April is naughty and sweet. On its very first day, jokesters look for ‘fools' who fall for harmless stunts. Afternoons get sleepier and the sun suddenly obeys the mandates of Daylight Saving Time, which Italians refer to as l'ora legale.   The thought of the ‘legal' hour

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    Evergreen

    Every group of amici has one: the friend that the boys call un mito and the girls think to be forte. And usually, the English words ‘mythical' and ‘strong' are only loosely connected to what truly makes someone great. He is the one who gets into trouble without

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    Revival

    Our sun-up started the way weekend mornings should, with fresh bomboloni whose warmth did not dissipate by the time we were home again. On Sundays, c'e un po' di relax, but only after I unload a week's worth of worries. Filippo always speaks sparingly and with admirable

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    Spades and hearts

    ‘If my grandmother had wheels, she would be a wheelbarrow.’ That’s what Italians say when they want to interrupt your rambling hypothetical scenario. After all, if a rolling granny doesn’t ...

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    It must be a sign

    Some come to Italy to cram for an exam at a university-villa and others come to dig up their roots in a countryside comune. Some arrive for adventure and others stay for love. And those who were born here are curious to uncover our reasons: ‘Come mai sei

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    Stray cat

    Four cats. That’s how you’d describe our group even if, technically, there were more of us. Italians say quattro gatti to mean ‘few’ and the expression usually holds a twinge ...

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